I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
(Source: whorville, via orgasm)
if you’re desperate for attention call the cops on yourself
(Source: ostracizedpoodle, via orgasm)
what if 911 called you
(Source: pau1y, via orgasm)
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
"You’re really good at not letting people love you."
(Source: goodniteowl, via perfect)